There is intense sexual competition among males in the South African squirrel population. They leave their semen in and around the females to make sure that other males don’t try to impregnate them. And they use these monster cocks to get the job done.
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First of all, I swear I wasn’t googling Nanjing+penis when I stumbled up on this article from just a few weeks ago about a strange incident involving a lonely man, his schlong, and an eel. Thirty-year old Wang recently found himself feeling a bit lonely one night and grabbed one of the eels he (or the people he lived with) had just bought and put in the bathtub, and proceeded to play with it around his penis. He didn’t expect that the eel would eventually crawl into his penis and not come out. Wang thought that he’d be able to piss the thing out, but after 2-3 days nothing happened and he started experiencing pain in his abdomen and difficulty urinating.
He went to the hospital and there they discovered that the eel had made it up to his bladder area and then died. It was still hard to get at, but they used one of those cystoscope things that goes up the urinary tract and manage to hook the thing after an hour and pull it out.
Some people just have to learn their lesson the hard way. I am thinking I should buy this guy a subscription to some porn site or magazine. Just wank it—now that’s a motto to live by. Interspecies romance ain’t all its cracked up to be.
A design from Tobias Wong I was reading a bout a guy named Tobias Wong, a designer who comes up with some quirky and good stuff. The thing pictured above is an Ottoman that as 12″ deep hole and vibrates…anyway, I wish I had one of those. Like I wish I had that since the time i was say, 13. That might have saved me a whole lotta trouble in this life.