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Hung like a horse South African squirrel

August 18th, 2008 · No Comments

New Scientist Short Sharp Science Blog: South African squirrels: well-endowed via kwout

There is intense sexual competition among males in the South African squirrel population. They leave their semen in and around the females to make sure that other males don’t try to impregnate them. And they use these monster cocks to get the job done.

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Lonely Nanjing Man: is that an eel in your penis or are you just sexually frustrated?

August 12th, 2008 · No Comments

First of all, I swear I wasn’t googling Nanjing+penis when I stumbled up on this article from just a few weeks ago about a strange incident involving a lonely man, his schlong, and an eel. Thirty-year old Wang recently found himself feeling a bit lonely one night and grabbed one of the eels he (or [...]

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Movies I’m Watching: Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

August 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Let me say that I am big fan of the Harold and Kumar enterprise, if only b/c yes, it is nice having some non-white, and not especially handsome boys as the leads. The same dynamic and humor is there, John Cho being the uptight choad and Kumar getting all the gross-out jokes. I have to [...]

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Movies I’m Watching:Straw Dogs

August 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Violence, in most movies, is pretty standard—you get shot in the face by Scarface, your neck broken by Steven Seagall, or eaten alive by sharks. How many time have you seen a man thrash about as he is nearly decapitated by a bear trap? That’s Straw Dogs, a movie that must have been much more [...]

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Sex and the Party: Is China ready for a nude island?

July 26th, 2008 · No Comments

The sexologist Pan Hai has called for one of the idyllic islands off Zhuhai–Miao Wan Island–to be turned into a nude island. The blog post, written on July 15, is titled 中国应有裸泳海滩 (China ought to have a nude beach) and lays out some of Pan’s reasons he believes it’s about time for China’s own nude [...]

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The Chinese polygamist: five wives and seven children. One-child policy my ass.

July 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Summary: born in 1969, Tu Shaoquan doens’t have a lot of money and isn;’t good looking, but in the span of year managed to get three women to bear him three children. After investigation, it was discovered that Tu had a total of five “wives” and seven children.
Ms. He was one of his wives. [...]

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Movies I’ve watched: Lars and the Real Girl

July 14th, 2008 · No Comments

Manohla Dargis of the New York Times thought that this film was a bit hokey because it takes the issue of mental health and makes something Capra-esque out of it. Lars was abandoned and abused when he was young and finds it difficult to connect with other human beings, to the extent that he ends [...]

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Somewhere to stick your dick

March 21st, 2008 · No Comments

A design from Tobias Wong I was reading a bout a guy named Tobias Wong, a designer who comes up with some quirky and good stuff. The thing pictured above is an Ottoman that as 12″ deep hole and vibrates…anyway, I wish I had one of those. Like I wish I had that since [...]

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